How we laughed

OK... before I start this one, I want to apologies in advance to my boyfriend, Carlos. Carlos, I'm writing this not because what I said was true, but because it made us laugh.
Right, that's sorted that out. Now, last week Carlos and I had to get our blood pressure measured as part of our health insurance requirements. So we popped down to the doctor and to my horror we are told that, despite me having low blood pressure, Carlos' was better.
Well, this is not on. Carlos has got better blood pressure than me? I wanted to get a second opinion!
Carlos, as sweet as ever said "But baby, I promise you, this is the only thing I've got that's better than yours".
"That's not true" I said "you've got a boyfriend that is better than mine"
How we laughed.